the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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