Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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