I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
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