I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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