You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Randomize