And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
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This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
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To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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