After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
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she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
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I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
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