my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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