you know whats awesome about this morning. A suprise visit from my dad at 7:30 am. There was a pair of heels on the lawn and a girl sleeping in just her underwear on the floor of my living room. He either thinks im a champion or a total fuck up. I'm thinking fuck up but im hoping champion.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
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