I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
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