How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
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