I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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