Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Ketchup is God's man juice
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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