Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
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hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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