At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
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the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
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I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
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