I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
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Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
3pm strippers are depressing
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I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
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