writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
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