He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
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