Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
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