My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
sarcasm needs its own font
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
This is the high leading the old right now
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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