I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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