Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
Using a miniature baseball bat to kill a mosquito in the house may not have been the most efficient or safest way, but that thing is fucking dead. However, so are three wine glasses, a lamp, and my baseball bat privileges. Worth it.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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