Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
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Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
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A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.