wanna go halves on a baby?
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?