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If I had a nickel for every time I've used a condom, I'd have... two nickels.

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(310): If I had a nickel for every time I've used a condom, I'd have... two nickels. http://tfl.nu/zmdk

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if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder

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(132): if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder http://tfl.nu/48fa

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(858): View more from California

sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?

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No. He thinks you're slutty.

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(858): sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat? (818): No. He thinks you're slutty. http://tfl.nu/f63c

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(678): View more from Georgia

apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.

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(678): apparently farting at a cop is considered assault. http://tfl.nu/4f0p

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(502): View more from Kentucky

I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..

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Aren't you in 8th grade?

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9th, but that's not the point.

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(502): I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school.. (1-502): Aren't you in 8th grade? (502): 9th, but that's not the point. http://tfl.nu/te0g

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(845): View more from New York

I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.

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(845): I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach. http://tfl.nu/7dp2

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I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".

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(870): I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible". http://tfl.nu/e3k3

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(973): View more from New Jersey

well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown

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(973): well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown http://tfl.nu/5h35

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(703): View more from Virginia

She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."

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(703): She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet." http://tfl.nu/u6hh

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(786): View more from Florida

hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.

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(786): hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night. http://tfl.nu/2z1d

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(845): View more from New York

Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..

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(845): Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup.. http://tfl.nu/wofn

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I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.

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(816): I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic. http://tfl.nu/t2fd

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(207): View more from Maine

Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?

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(207): Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims? http://tfl.nu/se1q

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(785): View more from Kansas

Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.

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The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...

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(785): Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark. (1-785): The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself... http://tfl.nu/up2w

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.

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(267): No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds. http://tfl.nu/rx6k

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