did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
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I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
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He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...