Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
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