even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
Randomize
