i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
My phone auto-corrects smirnoff to poisoned. I think it is trying to tell me something.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
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she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
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That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
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