just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
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