Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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