It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
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We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
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Let's have sex in an apple orchard
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
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