So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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