But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
Houston, we have a squirter
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
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