did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
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Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
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Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
Dicks are not precious.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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