new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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