Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
I still have a little drunk in my system
Randomize
