when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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