Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
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