You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
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