Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Real life skills section of my resume: blow jobs, food knowledge trivia, sarcasm, mascaera application, sexting, tolerance of rail liquors
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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