Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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