Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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