i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
If I had your ass I would rule the world
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
I party with great urgency now.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
Randomize
