"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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