this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
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