"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
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