is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
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Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
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So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
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