i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
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i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
See, the Lortab wasn't working enough, so I thought "hey, vodka can speed that up! That's how science works!" Which probably should've been my indication that the Lortab was in fact working
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Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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