if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
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THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
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Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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