More tranny stories later!
sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
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