I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
