Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
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