Pregnant stripper...not hot.
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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