I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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