All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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