Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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