Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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